Beer can pyramid sittin on the table
3 empty bottle of Johnny's black label
Cold pizza in my hand

Preecherman on the cable
Yeah I think he's yellin at me
My buddy Ted's half dead on the sofa

Even the dog's lookin like he's hung-over
Somebody got mad and kicked a hole in the door
It's the morning after the night before

When I swore never again
Still wound up 3 sheets to the wind
Id feel a whole lot better if I thought a little more about the morning after the night before

Who brought the jeager
Who smoked my cigars
Who left their drink sittin on my guitar

Why do I always wake up face down on the floor
Morning after the night before
When I swore never again

Still wound up 3 sheets to the wind
Id feel a whole lot better if I thought a little more about the morning after the night before
Something happens to my self-control when the girls are hot and the beers are cold

Learned my lesson a hundred times
I might make it a hundred more tonight
Yes I will

When I swore never again
Still wound up 3 sheets to the wind
Id feel a whole lot better if I thought a little more about the morning after the night before

feel a whole lot better if I thought a little more about the morning after the night before
Yes I will