Yeah you're all too ugly tonight

Why there ain't a decent one in sight


You won't win no ribbon


You can't win no prize

You're all too ugly tonight


You're all as ugly you can't believe


Go ahead, get up off your old rusty knees

The answer is no I gotta better place to go


You're all too ugly tonight


So mama put on another pot of coffee

Put those little babies to bed


You know the crazies and the freaks


You won't believe whats on the streets

I'm comming on home to you instead!


'Cause the're all too ugly tonight


Why there ain't a decent one in sight

You can't win no ribbon


No way to win no prize


You're all too ugly tonight

So put on another pot of coffee


Put those precious babies to bed


Why the crazies and the freaks

Girl you won't believe whats on the streets


I'm comming on home mama to you instead!


'Cause the're all as ugly as sin

Why even dracula wouldn't be caught with on them!


Outstanding in the field


Of things that are unreal

It's all too ugly tonight


It's all too ugly tonight!