Well I've took enough pills for big Memphis town

Ol' Jerry Lee's dranked enough whiskey to lift any ship off the ground


I'll be the first to admit


Sure do wish these people would quit it

You know its tough enough


To straightin' up when these idiots won't leave you alone.


Jerry Lee Lewis's life would make a damn good country song

I've always done my best


I've tried to walk tall


Walk on Killer

But when the evening was over I was drunk stumbling into walls


Well I know I've earned my reputation


Can't they see I've found my salvation?

I guess they'd rather prove me wrong


My life would make a damn good country song


Lets get it now!

I've had my share of women


But they always seem to leave


Gonna put me another quarter

In the ol' pinball machine


Well I know the ol' Killers been wrong


That ol' change came over me took too long

My life would make a damn good country song


Jerry Lee Lewis's life would make a damn good country song!