If you ever need a stranger
To sing at your wedding
A last minute choice

Then I am your man
I know every song, you name it
By Bacharach or David

Every stupid lovesong
That's ever touched your heart
Every power ballad that's ever

Climbed the charts
You think it's funny
My obsession with the holy matrimony

But I'm just so amazed to witness true love
And true love can be measured
Through these simple pleasures

They are waiting there for you
To be discovered
I would cut of my right arm

To be someones lover
Maybe I'll meet her there tonight
At the wedding buffee

I walk up to her
When she's caught the bouquet
And oh, it's just like a whirlwind