If you ever need a stranger
To sing at your wedding
A last minute choice

Then I am your man

I know every song, you name it

By Bacharach or David
Every stupid lovesong
That's ever touched your heart


Every power ballad that's ever
Climbed the charts


You think it's funny
My obsession with the holy matrimony

But I'm just so amazed to witness true love

And true love can be measured

Through these simple pleasures
They are waiting there for you
To be discovered


I would cut of my right arm
To be someones lover


Maybe I'll meet her there tonight
At the wedding buffee

I walk up to her
When she's caught the bouquet
And oh, it's just like a whirlwind