[Intro]
Yo, I just wanna let everybody know
That I've been told

Since the day I first started growing pubes
To shake my $$#
Well guess what

My $$# is $#&@ing tired of %#@!
This time it's your turn to wiggle your man junk for me
I wanna see you shake your mother$#&@ing ^&@#$


(*##$


[Verse 1]
God damn look at you
With your giant @@#!-tapus

Gotta hand full of ones just to spend if you flop it good
I'm kidding (*##$
I got bills to pay

I spend my money on myself but you can shake it for me anyway
Dude knows I'm a G
That's short for a girl

Baby show me what you're working with and make that dick twirl
Drop your hammer like Thor
And shake it till it's sore

I want ^&@#$es galore
In this (*##$ like Jersey Shore
Bounce your dick on your balls like a mother$#&@ing trampoline

Do The Snail
Do The Watch
And shine it up with Vasoline

I don't give a %#@! that you think you're jacked
I work out too boo got muscles out the wazzu
Just wanna see that dick (*##$ I'm talking bout your @@#!

I don't give a $#&@ baby bounce it in a tube sock
Boy you know that you like this song
Now turn around stick out and wiggle that schlong


[Hook]
Shake your dick (*##$

Flop it all around
Better get your $$# low down to the ground
And bounce your dick and bounce your dick

Hey hey
Better keep that thing moving all around the clock
Better keep that thing moving till she says stop

And bounce your dick and bounce your dick
Hey hey hey


[Verse 2]
I got boys all around shakin dicks in the air
Like a bukkake !@$^ except no goo in my hair

Hey Ching Chong Wing Wong shake your king kong ding dong
Sorry that was racist
I'm bad at rap songs

Ha no I'm not I'm $#&@ing awesome and %#@!
I'm over here I'm over there I'm lickin my own tits
Make that ^&@#$ real hard and I'll sign your checks

Wanna see it grow up like a Bonersaurus-rex
Shake it for me at lunch
Jumpin like it's got fleas

I'll eat it cuz I love the Dickeroni and cheese
Shake your dick in the car
Shake your dick on an airplane

Everybody look out
Cause choo choo here comes the meat train


[Hook]

[Outro]

I would just like to thank all of you beautiful gentleman
For shaking your weiner pieces at me all day today
It has been a pleasure

Nah I'm just kidding mother$#&@er
^&@#$-copter!