Lost the vote, but god elected me
I'm never wrong kuz he speaks through me
I'm the baddest hombre around

Minded by my Uncle Dick
So dumb I thought I was President
Meet the Terror of Tiny Town


I decide
I divine

Who's evil and who dies

Hobby horse

Across the White House lawn
The Great Cowboy Cornholio
Texas oil's favourite clown

Never far from his feed bag
Of pretzels frosted with cocaine
The Terror of Tiny Town


Sit him down
Spin him round

Got wars to plan
And people to kill
So decide

Bring 'em on
It'll be shock and awesome


On my ranch, under the stars
God tells me it's the end times
Mission accomplished

I do what I want

Rummy, make it so

Condi, give me a blow
Wee Wee's big adventure
Starts now


Seize the oil in the Middle East
Kill their $$# with fake democracy

Show 'em who's the boss of this town
Magically they will learn to love
Baywatch, burgers and Israel

And the Terror of Tiny Town

9-11 was no conspiracy

More like Spinal Tap to me
Our empires goin' down
Even if we wipe Al Qaeda out

What will all the kids be like?
When we're all the Terror of Tiny Town


So what now?
He ain't gone
'Till they're all brought to justice for war crimes

So act fast
Or this lasts
Kuz before you know it,

Guess who'll be back