Your least favorite video game
Is about to come to life
Homeless hordes crash downtown barriers


Desks are flying through the glass
Precious software everywhere

Sorcerer's apprentice has returned

Tried to kill them off with crack

Never quite prepared
For when untouchables touch back
New Rome is falling, let's dance


The pets
The pets

The pets
Pets eat their master


The pets
The pets
The pets

Pets eat their master

Desperate hungry cannibals

Barbecue executives
Slowly on rotisseries in the street


"3 strikes you're out" Prisoners
Bustin' loose, headin' for the burbs
With wicker men

For upper crust dessert

Everything that grows is gone

Freeways jammed
Sewers all clogged


One by one
Toilets blow to smithereens


Doctors by the meat machine
Say, "You're no good for Soylent Green
But prime for a McDonalds happy meal"


When The pets
The pets

The pets
Pets eat their master
Pets

The pets
The pets
Pets eat their master


Sewage blows
From barges back to shore

Hissing germs
Shellac the beachfront homes
Confused fundamentalists

Look up, "Is this the rapture?"
President peers out and says
"Have you got some grey poupon?"


The pets
The pets

The pets
Pets eat their master
The pets

The pets
Pets eat their master
Pets

The pets
The pets
Pets eat their master