When you jump
At the sight of your neighbour
Arm yourselves against them instead

Stiffened up like a porcupine, Oh yeah
Welcome to Panicland


Doncha know it's a trap
Feel it snap
Then you crack

P-P-P-Panicland

5PM, see the lemmings flee

Past their gated non-communities
Mortgaged lives
To pay for the privilege, Oh yeah

To lock themselves safely in jail

I say it's a trap

Feel it snap
Then you crack
P-P-P-Panicland


Crime
Everywhere

Evil's all I see or read or hear

Duck and cover

Under the bed
Protect home and family
From THEM


Call the Army
Call the Guard

Someone's kid somewhere
Might be on drugs


We won't stop
Til we got
A SWAT team

In every garage
Ahhhhh --- P-P-P-Panicland


Wet brown hordes
Flood the magic kingdom
Lock 'em up, throw away the key

You can't fly if your name is Mohammed
Or Ali
Kuz we're terrorized

By terror on TV

It's just one more trap

Feel it snap
Then you crack
P-P-P-Panicland


Yeah
That's right

Up a tree
P-P-P-Panicland