When the elite few
Paid to elect me
Promised y'all I'd clean up

All the filth around here

Spread some dirty lies

'Bout my opponent's past
All the while I danced behind
That Family Values mask


Works every time
My opponent's ^&@#$

Is the great threat of our time

And I love it

Yeh eh eh Yeh eh eh
I love it
Yeh eh eh Yeh eh eh


To the sheep I preach
The gospel of the Lord

When I'm with you, baby
It's the gospel of Irving Klaw


When the full moon rise
Let me feel you baby
Don't you want to keep your job?


Got a can of !@%!e
And a black corvette

Clarence peeping Thomas
Wants you riding his broom stick


And don't you know I love it
Yeh eh eh Yeh eh eh
I love it

Yeh eh eh Yeh eh eh

I'm clean as a thistle

I'm clean as a thistle
Sharp little thistle
Spiny little thistle

Best you make your plans
Around mine


Before I do away
With this sin and scum, aw right
Gotta see it for myself

With my bare naked eye
Driver, take me to the sleaze
Don't you know who I am?

Let me in!
Okay, okay, ok, ok
Here's a $50

Now will you forget I'm here



President McMuffin
Cigar caked with goo
Opinion polls state clearly

Man, I'd f**k her too

Bible-thumping gents

Stage an impeachment
While they get it on
At night on top of their desks


Peek-a-boo and wretch
Republican buttocks

Flapping skyward in the wind

Lie to start a war

Killing millions
Ain't impeachable
Like wayward weenie moistening


That's why I love it
Yeh eh eh Yeh eh eh
I love it
Yeh eh eh Yeh eh eh


Clean as a thistle
Clean as a thistle
Sharp little thistle
Spiny little thistle

Yield if you wanna survive