Woke up this morning
At my grandma's house
And I saw a corn field

Through the window

I said "Grandma, grandma!

Can I go play in that corn field?"
She said "You can do whatever you want,
you're like 21..."


I went in a corn field today
I went in a corn field

I went in a corn field today
And met Akbar


Akbar is awesome
'Cause he never calls you names
He never really calls you anything

'cause he's just a corn

But I like pretendin'

That I can talk to him
And he can talk to me
And he's kind of funny

And he knows lots of jokes
When I knew that


I went in a corn field today
I went in a corn field
I went in a corn field today

And met Akbar

Sat down for dinner

At my grandma's house
When she laid down
A plate of Akbar


I nearly cried
When I saw my friend had died

Grandma killed him
For dinner


I went in a corn field today
I went in a corn field
I went in a corn field today

And met Akbar

I went in a corn field today

I went in a corn field
I went in a corn field today
And met Akbar (field today)

And met Akbar (field today)
And met Akbar