[INTRO:]
Okay let the tranny mix it up
Miss Queen Cunt, Lady Pop Quiz and Diamond Girl

Give it to me fast (and hard)

You know this princess is hot

So you better watch as I swallow that @@#!
Lick it up and down cause you like it a lot and I'll take a chainsaw to your $#&@ing g-spot
And everytime I come through when you set up on the scene

All you greedy mother $#&@ers want to see me get mean

I beat haters in the face with big stiletto heels

You want to get close so you know how that feels

You want to $#&@ me (you want to $#&@ me)

I know you do (I know you do)
Cause when your girl is not around, you want me going down on you (mmm I'm thirsty)
And I know you want it (I know you $#&@ing want it)

Calling my phone (running up my minutes ho)
You're on your knees, begging me please, when she's not at home (I'm coming over ho)


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Don't cha wish your girlfriend had a dick like me.
Don't cha wish your girlfriend had plastic surgery.

Don't cha, don't cha

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was tight like me.

Don't cha wish your girlfriend liked sodomy.
Don't cha, don't cha


Cheat on your girlfriend (every guy does)
Push her out of the car (run that (*##$ over)
Cause when you're in bed, while she's giving you head you're screaming Jeffree star (oh Jeffree)

She says that she hates me (I hate her too)
I don't $#&@ing care (oh you care)
You better leave her, beat her with a cleaver while I'm standing there (haha bye (*##$)


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L.P.Q. in the house.
Oh Jeffree Star, you better shut your trap and listen up
Jeffree Jeffree Jeffree oh can't you see, what's with all the negativity You're the queen of mean with millions of fans

But you ain't gonna get my man (what (*##$)
You ain't gonna steal my man (god shut up)
You ain't gonna $#&@ my man (yes I am)


I'm the C to the U to the N to the T.
(*##$ if you're looking for a man he's in bed with me,

With hot pink hair and always wearing night make-up.
Babes calling non-stop begging me to hook up, most of them have girlfriends but are keeping me secret
But just like !@(% you can't $#&@ing beat it


I don't need tits or a ##&*%$ to make him want me, I just flash a little smile and let them see it from behind
After I'm done sucking on his blow pop, I lift up my head and see he's gone into shock

No one can do the things I can do, ^!$$%s show me their $$# and my name is tattooed

And (*##$ kill yourself if you think I have an ego

$#&@ get your condom and put it in my $$#hole (*Jeffree moans*)

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