Somebody dun gone to the Walmart
Man this the stuff I got for christmas
Well you cleaned up what ya get

5 flannel shirts
4 big mut tires
3 shotgun shells

2 huntin dogs
And some parts to a mustang gt
There's twelve days of christmas

I know that I got it covers look over there in the corner
That's your stuff too!
Ya

Chorus:--12 packs of bud
11 wreslen' tickets
10 a copinhagin

9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of red men

6 packs of spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mut tires

3 shotgun shells
2 huntin dogs
And some parts to a mustang gt

Man this aint normle christmas presnts
No ther redneck gifts
Redneck gifts

Ya like if you buy you wife a pair of earings that duble as fishins luers
Of you can burp the entire chorus to jingle bells
Or if you think that the nut cracker is something you did of the high dive

Or if youve ever miss-spelled any thing in christmas lights
Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for santa claus
What's wrong with that

I never ssaid there was something wrong with it it's just hard to beat

Chorus


Well you know you can't really call it a christmas unless you go down to the penitentery and visit your mamma
Your not lisenin to me get the care key out of your ear

Now I'm gunna do it for you again now listen (x2)