All he needs is food and water
A little shelter from the rain
He ain't the type that likes to argue

I've never once heard him complain
He never asks me where I've been
She could learn thing or two from him


I say come, he comes right here
He loves to go fetch my next beer

He rolls over, if I tell him to
There ain't a thing my dog won't do
Yeah, he likes my truck

He don't mind my gut
And he loves to hunt hogs
Why can't she be more like my dog


He knows when to keep his mouth shut
And both ears open wide

He don't ever sweat the small stuff
Cause he's just glad to be alive
You could say he's my best friend

Why can't she be more like him

I say come, he comes right here

He loves to go fetch my next beer
He rolls over, if I tell him to
There ain't a thing my dog won't do

And yeah, he likes my truck
He don't mind my gut
And he loves to hunt hogs

Why can't she be more like my dog

I say come, he comes right here

He loves to go fetch my next beer
He rolls over, if I tell him to
There ain't a thing my dog won't do

And yeah, he likes my truck
He don't mind my gut
And he loves to hunt hogs

And it's a well-known fact
That he's got my back if I get into a squab
Yeah, he's just a pup

But he knows what's up
We don't need no dialogue
Why can't she be more like my dog

Yeah, why can't she be more like dog
Oh, why can't she be more like dog
More like my dog

Just a little more like my dog