Now I'll be comin with that real %#@!,
Cuz that real %#@! is all I know, out Valley Joe
And that good grain is all I grow

So if they ask about Jay Tee, tell them I got it
And if they ask about the Super Sport tell them I squat it
I'm tryin to ride, and stay the $#&@ up out the slamma'

I got hoes from Salt Lake to Alabama
So while you squares is at work, I'm in motion
At the telly gettin a back rub with some good $$# lotion

And when she threw, that's when I hit the shower
And then "chupa mi verga" for about an hour
For those of ya'll that never been around a chicano

That means gettin your dick sucked mayne in el barrio
I'm a dog off the leash with no colla
Half pit bull, half $#&@in rottweiler

I grew up around side shows and burnin' rubber
So it ain't no thing to make a young hutch think I love her


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I'm so cold, out here takin' a (*##$, makin' a (*##$
Do what I say as I'm breakin' the (*##$

All I'm tryin' to do is live better now
Hit the game solo, makin' more cheddar now


I'm unemployed so all I do is stay lit
I sip on gin $#&@in tryin' to stay fit
I'm in an old school rag, brains blown out

So if a (*##$ gets to trippin' she get thrown out
In Valley Joe, everybody should know
Don't trust no ho, cuz $#&@ is all they good fo'

I had one last week, with no flaws
NO kids, no man, and no draws
I beat 'em twice, and said that I was cool wit it

And like a pimp, I let my potna Young Dru hit it
That what I does, love a (*##$, what fo?
I rather make her back weed, and cut blows(?)

Hit the grind, and make my pockets get fatta
If she get caught, I give a damn it don't matter
She has no life, so she don't need to bail out

Put her on the stand, that ho will never sell out

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See I'm hella slick, so I be the one that no one blames
Me and baby have sex without knowin names

I'm in the backseat kissin on that (*##$ neck
With one hand up in her purse grabbin' that (*##$ check
I find a rubber and put the thang on

Slide my dick in and tell that ho to hang on
See I'm a pro, giggolo, I get ladies
In Mercedes I've been pimpin' since the mid-eighties

I was young, but still a ho killa
I was taught to put it down as a go-rilla
Talk %#@! and let both nuts dangle

Hit the turf and sell game from every angle
I'm quick to strangle a (*##$ if she start pretendin'
Like you broke, girl you got money so start spendin'

Break bread, tramp that's why I'm with ya
Do I got to split ya, to make ya get the picture


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