I'm a bacon eating !@$@
Crispy like a wiener
Eat some checking deenah

My butt hole ate my fingah

I like to do cool stool

Like acting really tough
You cant count to three
You sit down when you pee !@$@


I own a !@$!ed hen
You love kissing men

My raps are from da south
You like poop in yo mouth


^!$$% we at the beach
I'm gonna be stealing yo beach
My voice is like dis cause i drank sum bleach

I bend over and touch my butt hole
Yell !@$@s gonna have to pay the toll
I'll make yo (*##$ choke on my pole

Guess what yo i'm smoking a bowl
Filled with coal i wipe yo dogs $$#
with a toilet roll yeah


I'm skating round town on my new DECK
But i'm young weezy my raps are a $#&@ing wreck

I once went up a half pipe came down and broke my neck
But what the heck my as well collect My welfare check


Your women show her rack
Botta turn on my weed whack
and give yo (*##$ a smack


Crispy like a wiener
Chicken eating dinner

Charlie sheen im not a winner
My butt hole ate my finger
I'm young weezy yell ^!$$%s cant keep up

Bend yo (*##$ over and lube up her butt
Prepare her for a smack
I'm your dad smoke some crack


Peanut butt ah jelly
Take a %#@! on yo belly

Lube it up wit nuttelly
Watching teletubby
Wit my ^!$$%s from bali

Now we smoking spaghetti
My balls are feeling heavy
Drop it in the mouth of a yeti

knee

I'm so ghetto I live in the schwank

^!$$% we smoking sum good dank
My little ^!$$% cheesy ate a tank
of babies

He wound up get up rubbies
Then yo papa got some scabies
on his left ear lobe

Don't talk bout it ^!$$% dats da code
We chill eating burnt rocky road
I got a smelly code yo


Filling squirt guns wit some###
Shoot a load in yo bum

Reload, oh %#@! i'm out ^!$$% run
Back to the slums from where you came from ^!$$%


We down at wiener hut juniors
Where we confronted a bunch of loosers
I be rapping so fast you all be snoozers

I'm killing the game with my glue gun

Sticky icky %#@!ty poo %#@! ^!$$%

Crispy like a wiener
Chicken eating dinner
My butt hole ate my fingah

I'm a good skatah

I go up ramps and come down NEEEYAGUH
Got my tony hawk helmet strapped
You all know whos da bezt young weezy and that's a fact