I reflect on my reflection
and I ask myself the question
What's the right direction, to go

I don't know

Am I a man or am I a muppet

(am I a muppet)
If I'm a muppet then im a very manly muppet
(a very manly muppet)


Am I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man (am I a man)
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man

(a muppet of a man)

I look into these eyes

and I don't recognise
The one I see insi-i-i-ide
It's time for me to decide


Am I a man or am I a muppet
(am I a muppet)

If I'm a muppet, well im a very manly muppet
(a very manly muppet)


Am I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man (am I a man)
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
(a muppet of a man)


Here I go again
I'm always running out of time

I think I've made up my mind
Now I understand, who I am


I'm A Man!
I'm A Muppet!
I'm a Muppet of a man

I'm a very manly Muppet
I'm a Muppet Man!


That's what I am...