If You've Got The Money
I Think It Would Be Funny-Oh-Oh-Oh
To Take Your Girl And Spend A Bit Of Your Cash For Me!


'cause Then She Might Be 'appy
No Longer Lonely-Oh-Oh-Oh

And I Could Take Her Out The Next Day For Pretty Much Free.

Spend Late Nights Trying To Pick Up Love

Off The Floor Where The Other Brothers Leave It Be
Though Its Stuck Hard Down Like Chewing Gum
Well Our Girl On Our Thoughts Singing R.I.P.

'cause The Song Birds Don't Do Singing On Pavements
No Sweet Melody The Sound Of Spit
And We Spat Orbit, Spoke Of Lost Hopes

So Toot What You Toke Man Choke On It

We Be Near Heaven At A Quarter To Eleven By Three We Are Thinking Of The Loves We Lost

By Four We Be High, Thinking Of The Girl Lost Second
Check The Odds Was It Worth The Cost?


Do You Give A Toss?
Who Are You, Looking Away?
Wondering Why You Can't Eat, Why You Never Sleep

Why You Drunk All The Time?
Why You Could In The Heat?
'cause You What You Sow Man Is What You Reap


If You've Got The Money
I Think It Would Be Funny-Oh-Oh-Oh

To Take Your Girl And Spend A Bit Of Your Cash For Me!

'cause Then She Might Be 'appy

No Longer Lonely-Oh-Oh-Oh
And I Could Take Her Out The Next Day For Pretty Much Free.


Well You Were Always Meant To Walk Out That Job
You Keep Stopping
Should Tell Your Girl More Often

That Loving
Is All About Doors Unlocking
Now You're Certain Enough Near A Man Free

With A Buddy Holly Hiccup On A Karaoke
We Tweedle On The Needle
Man You're Just All Thread

And My Great Grandaddy Fought In Galipoli
He's The Only Of His Friends Not Shot Down Dead


And Lovers All Talk In Spits And Tongues
Fight In The The Playground
Bully Each Other

Double Dare Kids A Pollute Their Lungs
And Threaten With The Rep Of Their, Big Boy Brother
Some Of Us Say Give It Up And Run Away

And Mumma Still Wants You Home For Supper
Work All Day For Little To No Pay
Dance Uptown Right Down To The Gutters