You're a true Wellingtonian / Love your rugby and your suit / I heard you're all into indie now / But this is the best I can do / Because I know you're a family man / And you give credit where it's due / I thought that maybe you would understand / And try to help me save the blue / Oh Johnny please / Appreciate the sea / And give the sharks a chance / And the Maui dolphins cry / With only 55 / Just say it's not okay / And we'll find a way / It's all messed up / In the sea these days / And I can't seem to make it right / But I will buy you fifty sausage rolls / If you just help me win this fight / Oh Johnny please / Appreciate the sea / And give the sharks a chance / And the Maui dolphins cry / With only 55 / Just say it's not okay / And we'll find a way / Oh Johnny please / Please persuade TV3 / To give the sharks a chance / I might have a cry / If all the dolphins die / Just say it's not okay / And we'll find a way / And you probably think I'm just a creep / I guess that's pretty fair enough / But all I want to do is save the sea / Because I love this place so much.