Can everybody shout hey yo for MSS. COUCH POTATO
She's in her own world in the state of San Diego
Drive an '98, her wage and mind is way low

Pops little girl but he ain't too proud to say, though

HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA STOP HER

Can you tell me, am I even gonna stop her
Now that she don't wanna be proper
Can you tell me, how the hell I'm going

How the hell I'm gonna stop her

But she don't really show

She been getting high just to balance up the lows
Daddy probably tell her baby girl and how it goes
But she know daddy be mad only when daddy knows


HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA STOP HER
Can you tell me, am I even gonna stop her

Now that she don't wanna be proper
Can you tell me, how the hell I'm going
How the hell I'm gonna stop her


She gonna play with nothing
Now I ain't gonna plan on ending

How am I gonna bluff it
Tryna stop her, no, I won't


I ain't gonna play with nothing
I ain't leaving it alone
They want me to live


Can everybody shout hey yo to this nice sir
MISTER COUCH POTATO just like her

He loves what she does when she does what she loves
And now they got this feeling that it just might work


HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA STOP HER
Can you tell me, am I even gonna stop her
Now that she don't wanna be proper

Can you tell me, how the hell I'm going
How the hell I'm gonna stop her


She gonna play with nothing
Now I ain't gonna plan on ending
How am I gonna bluff it

Tryna stop her, no, I won't

I ain't gonna play with nothing

I ain't leaving it alone
They want me to live


Are we ever gonna stop her
Say, are we ever gonna stop her
Say, are we ever gonna stop her

Are they ever gonna stop her

HELL NO


Hey yo, I'm a couch potato
And I'm 'bout to say so

And I ain't gonna change
No, I ain't gonna change
I'mma be who I am

'Cause I know that I can