"Ohh.. you got to give me some now!"

[J-Zone]

I'm backed up like the D, six in the evening
Crashed in the center lane before a Yankee game
I like the Belt Parkway for Coney Island festivals

Remain with a pain in the testicals
The fifth girl this month said she wanna be platonic friends
Game is void, even when she drunk off the tonic gin

Wastin fifty cents in the phone, it took two calls
After conversation, blue balls
Lookin for a way to release this nut

so for bein backed up I wrote a thesis, !@#% named Dawn
got her period, damn so does Valerie
Some cats pay for it, "Aiyyo I'm smokin DUST 'fore I do that"

Money go to music so I'm steady stayin blue black
Painful platonic friendships, where the woman at?
I gotta ease the tension off, so now I'm thumbin through

my brown phonebook - aiyyo here goes June, look
Nah high maintenance, %#@! I can't take this
I need a dominatrix, so I rent "Payback"

with Lucy Liu; whoo!
"On your knees (*##$.. I want to set a section."
Get a pain and get her hair done (hell no!)

But now I'm back to square one (that's true)
so get the lotion - put the palms in motion
Woo, damn! All over the curtains


[Ernie from Sesame Street] "Oh that was great! You know I'm all tired out though."


"Looks like a nice day for being naughty!"
"Maybe, you and I could have a little.. fun?"
"Yes, of course!"

"Lie on your back"
"So you finally ready for the big dick eh?"
"Erect?"

"Yes!"
"Here we go!"
"Aww, sure thing, open your mouth!"

"hummmm..."

[J-Zone]

The other day I felt lonely, ^^&$#*, freaky
Time to bone so I picked up the phone to call Nikki
She widdit, I gotta go get this

She want jewels? She got 'em comin in her wet pearl necklace
(Hahaha) So I hit the shower, bathed in cologne
Said she'd call at eight, so I stayed by the phone

Damn; 8:10 the phone rang
Aww %#@!, I'm about to go bang her
Who's the six month cherry, said the moving guy on the way there

Ready to Amtrak this chick can have a different train fare
Got to the crib, she on the couch half naked (Oh my God!)
Talkin bout how much it cost to press a record (the $#&@?)

I ignore her, rub her feet and relax
Then she asked, could I make her a beat cause she raps?
Man $#&@ hip-hop! Nuts blue with a Smurfette

Leavin me swoll up, backed up, now hold up
I'm outta here! "I thought you were my friend" %#@!, bye (*##$
Hope you get a deal with Wild Pitch, and get jerked

Jerk, that sounds great, I got my hand - you're frontin
Chased the elevator, hit the first floor button
Another Lucy Liu night, ^^&$#* on the way down

Ready to bust nut and release it like a trey pound
I got so hot though the Zone never made it
Froze the elevator, missed the floor and mastur..

(Aowwwww %#@!!)

"Exercise number ten should be done by two people simultaneously.

You can do it alone too with your hands; but it's not as much fun."