[Sampled talking]
-I love you!
-Hehehehe, that don't do nothin for me...I gots to have more then that

-Name it

-Damn, you sexy son of a (*##$, what's your name?

(This %#@!'s gon' cost you some mother $#&@in money)
-They call me Captain Backslap.
(This %#@!'s gon' cost you some mother $#&@in money)

-That's your Cadillac outside?
(This %#@!'s gon' cost you some mother $#&@in money)
-You god damn right, but if you think you're riding for free I

hope you brought your cross trainers.
(I need some money. I need some money. I need some money)
-Oh really? So when are we gonna hook up?

(This %#@!'s gon' cost you some mother $#&@in money)
-Look sexy, I reverse the game. You wanna get with me you better
make a donation cause I don't $#&@ for free. You can get some

strokin as long as your purse stays open. So pay me!
(This %#@!'s gon' cost you some mother $#&@in money)
-Pay you?

(I need some money. I need some money.)

Chicks think I'm that only out for head? Obscene

Backslap (*##$, I'm in it for the federal green
Cause I only date broads makin more than 50 grand a year
(*##$ I stay rich, cause I'm hung like a chandelier

I used to sweat girls (what), just to get some action
But now a chicks welfare check I'll be cashin
Backslap reverse the game, miss [I] run your purse

Secretary, stripper, nun, or nurse
I never go broke, I go dutch, feelin it?
I charge by the stroke when I $#&@, period

She rich, but I didn't date cutie for the $$#
And if I drive you nuts pay me money for the gas (Whooo)


-When the hell are you gonna !#@* me?
-The money, when do I get it, the money?
-Hey daddy, wanna buy me a coupla beers?


(*##$, I'm tryin to get a Caddy in a coupla years


[Chorus]
I sell dick like Avon and take no crap
Wanna date me, then make my bank roll fat

Girls linin up to give me the $$#
But I don't do %#@! until you show me the cash (Hit the high notes)
Girls wanna $#&@ with me? (Whooo)

Backslap don't $#&@ for free (Oh no)

-I-I love you

$#&@ you, pay me!
-I know you can't wait to get your hands on the money


I knew this bad $$# ho (Whooo)
But she wouldn't give me no dough
So I cut the (*##$ off (Good-bye)

Chickenheads hate me cause I'm cheap as $#&@
Either pay me or turn up your beak and cluck (Cluck, cluck)
I need a new mink, I need gas in the hooptie

I need to do a show, and bag me a groupie
Now she can $$#ume, that I think with my dick
Catch her slippin, get her drunk, and take her spinach and dip

$#&@ it
I date Oprah, my wallets lookin crazy slim
$#&@ the Holiday Inn, take me to the ATM

Fellas pay gold-diggers (What) No hope
I date 6 digit figure women leavin 'em broke
I never worked, a god damn day in my life

Just County Check Pimpin I wouldn't pay for my wife
I date girls that are 5'3 weighin 3 and change (Yuck)
As long as when I'm done the (*##$ pay me 3 and change

Mo' cash in the bank and I never had a job
I'd rather get in your purse then see your head bob


[Chorus]

Just sing it like Luther baby
Now c'mon and break it down for the County Check Pimps one more time
Like this


H.U.G.
(He's a pimp, got it?)
A-L Shid
(He's a pimp, got it?)

That cat Dick $tallion
(He's a pimp, got it?)
DJ Contakt
(He's a pimp, got it?)


Uh, Christina Aguilera
(I own the (*##$)
Uh, every other female pop singer
(I own the (*##$)
What about your wife?

(I own the (*##$)
What about your sister?
(I own the (*##$)

-Will you, will you not give me that money?
-No, not one cent. Not one cent of the money do you get while I'm alive

If you want anymore money, you've got to go to work
-My $$#, tastes full of %#@!.
-Won't work and never will. All I do is rest and dress, put his mamma
on the corner and she'll do the rest.