(feat. Huggy Bear)

[J-Zone]

hahah
another day
another $#&@ed up situation

how did I get myself up in this %#@!
oh my name?
%#@!, let me tell you a story hold up


[J-Zone]
My name is Dan Quayle but on the low that's the alias

You see I'm on the run cause I could go to jail for this
crime I committed not worthy of forgiveness
In a snaffoo dealin with this young missuss

Met her at a party both a hundred proof plastered
Easy to game, I tapped it
Even when we came back sober

Every other week I stopped over but I went out like a rover
Cause I never pulled the sheet over my meat
Raw dog like a sushi dish word to the crucifix

Pullin out quick in the mix ain't save me
Phone call 2am "I'm havin your baby"
"enough to make a ^!$$% go craazy"

She trapped me
As for college ain't no help from Pataki
cause with a kid I ain't makin no deposits

And the mr __?__ hangin from the closet
Nah those keep the wrinkles out the shirt that she gave me
No abortion? $#&@ that I'm goin for the baby

"man you goin to hell"
with a gasoline bomber
Laugh at everytime in my life I seen drama

And I hear my kid call my name daily "daddy"
Now I'm on the run from the law cause if they bag me
Her pops is big time in the prison

"phone check fool"
Her brother is a ex marine sleepin with a tek machine
Thinkin with the @@#! missile had to go and risk it

Now I got a family after me with biscuits
and dyin of my conscious god damn it's the worst
Just a matter of time so my mother bought a hearst

I'm in the middle of some %#@!, Damn

"a very difficult situation"


"you done $#&@ed up you know that don't you? you know what I'm sayin"
"I said, I, no. I, I thought"

"I'm sayin that you done $#&@ed up now you know that don't you? hehe"
"ah uh..yeah.. I"
"you know you done $#&@ed up don't you"

"I"
"you know it don't you hehe. you know you done $#&@ed up?"


"I'm through"
"tell me what the $#&@ I'm supposed to do"


[J-Zone]
Give up on life, break north and sniff glue
Just don't know


[Huggy Bear]
I woke up bright & early just to see my PO

He took my pee from me asked me am I working? said no
Said I had 1 week to find employment or he'll violate me
Convict of a felony with a criminal justice degree that's my irony

By the 7th interview of the week I'm feeling bleak
Beggin just to shovel %#@! in heaps
but when you check yes on the application to the felon question

got a better chance of finding work in Nicaragua during a depression
Hopped on a bus cause my license is suspended
Missed my next interview, the bus got rear ended

This (*##$ started givin birth
Told her count to 10 in reverse, I watch ER
that %#@! didn't work

I'm at the employment agency with the vagrants
lookin for some $#&@ing type of vacancy
Step up to the desk the clerk says "let me see, do you have skills?
Do you know word perfect? do you know Lotus?"
um... no ma'am but I know Otis

Dismissed quick, my situation's lookin hopeless
Tried out at ChipNDale's as a stripper
they told me "Drink some Creatine and come back next year thicker"
Now if I don't find work they will send me up the river
Can't even landscape it's the dead of winter

Even got this by pack marked in the Foodmart
Huggy Bear can't even get work as a random shopping cart
7 days and nights slavin, skippin to probation
The PO asked me what is my vocation?
Pulled out a cassette tape and smacked him in the face with it

I'm employed by the Craft Connection and $#&@ you
Called up Adub for copies of my check stubs
By the way this ridiculous probation %#@! is through