I have an Iphone it's better than your phone
All of the cash I blew on you
Where has the time gone, just got the new one

Apple we know what you are up to

Yeah, I, I know it's hard to believe it,

My Iphone is obsolete...
It seems like it was last year,
That I was king of the mp3.


You say it's too late to sell it,
But is it too late to try?

And in the time that I wasted
I missed out on all the Hype


I cant believe my eyes,
These prices are high
Steve Jobs when you died,

I suffered insided,
When you call my phone,
I have a ringtone, it's original


*Marimba Ringtone*


I have an Iphone it's better than your phone
All of the cash I blew on you
Where has the time gone, just got the new one

Apple we know what you are up to

If happy ever after did exist,

I would have my Nokia classic
All those terms of use are full of %#@!
One more $#&@ing Iphone, I'll be sick.


Oh, I turned on my phone and it said
You sold your soul to the system

I know that I have a problem,
My phone is my best friend


Can you expect me to use it,
I know this voice isn't real
I think it's creepy as %#@!,

But she is, her name is Siri

Songs for $1.29,

These prices are high
I'll be wined and dined,
When I get $#&@ed this time,

When you text my phone,
I have a text tone, it's original


I have an Iphone it's better than your phone
All of the cash I blew on you
Where has the time gone, just got the new one

Apple we know what you are up to

If happy ever after did exist,

I would have my Nokia classic
All those terms of use are full of %#@!
One more $#&@ing Iphone, I'll be sick.


Now I have an Iphone


[Matty C]
Man, shazam this
I'll be out spending all this money

While you're sitting round wondering
Why it wasn't you who hit the home button,
Made it from my 3G

The 4 upgraded to nothing,
And all of my calls drop with the slightest of touches
Telling me the charges I racked up

Or whatever they call it,
Switch providers to my phone
So they never could call it,

Don't need my name on the bill,
Siri take it, you're ballin.

(Siri)
Swish


I just came what a hot voice
Asked you where a bathroom was, you gave me no choice
So you talk about the apps on the top
Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Draw Something, Instagram

Apple you sucked my wallet dry
Just please go away, got what you was looking for
Now just end my contract, so you can go and take
this little piece of %#@! with you


I have an Iphone it's better than your phone
All of the cash I blew on you
Where has the time gone, just got the new one
Apple we know what you are up to


If happy ever after did exist,
I would have my Nokia classic
All those terms of use are full of %#@!
One more $#&@ing Iphone, I'll be sick.

Now I have an Iphone...