(Verse)
Hala Maki, pop a shot of sake
Knot up in my pocket rockin' lots of dollars, swap meet

Pesky Wayne Gretzky playn messy tonsil hockey
With a prime-time dime so the bottle models on me
She likes the big words I use

I'm looking down her shirt with a bird's eye-view
Arthur Fonzarelli, cool nerd's IQ
I don't act like a jerk yet I've heard I do

Whoopsie daisy, two scoops of crazy, blue pitbul with rabies
Bull %#@! you could phase me, boom
Boom tick caused the movement

Maybe I remember last night but baby oh it's hazy
A blurred mix of $$# slaps and mohawks
Lured in like a Bass Master Pro Shop

Lookin' at my wrist, it's about half-past an old watch
The more I learn, the more I know that I don't know squat


(Pre-Hook)
I'm the unpaid and infamous
Played a thousand shows not a one made a difference

Hmm, maybe I'm doing it wrong
But you could find me at your local dive doing this song
I'm like


(Hook)
The brand new Vans looking pristine

You ain't never seen a bumy brother this clean
Getting tipsy, off of whiskey
You're old enough to go and buy us some whiskey

Off the top-shelf neat slowly sipping
With a sly smirk, showing off my chipped teeth
Tipsy, off of whiskey

You're old enough to go and buy us some whiskey

(Verse)

A boo do boop, a wee da bop
I'm scuffing up your coffee table with my feet on top
Lee's the leader of a one-man-scene

Got props from every beach-blond bop
Or groupie he 'dat, dat, dat'
It's the golden era boy

Um, they scared of a real man like body-hairanoia
Man, me can't smoke the sensi, me gets paranoia
Android from the future, I've been sent to destroy yah

$#&@ a milli-on I'm tryina be a thousandaire
Play a couple shows at least a couple thousand miles from here
Be that guy on stage that makes the people shout and stare

And throw their $#&@ing hands up while I'm wildin' out up there
But


(Pre-Hook)
I'm the unpaid and infamous
Played a thousand shows not a one made a difference

Hmm, maybe I'm doing it wrong
But you could find me at your local dive doing this song
I'm like


(Hook)
The brand new Vans looking pristine

You ain't never seen a bumy brother this clean
Getting tipsy, off of whiskey
You're old enough to go and buy us some whiskey

Off the top-shelf neat slowly sipping
With a sly smirk, showing off my chipped teeth
Tipsy, off of whiskey

You're old enough to go and buy us some whiskey

(Verse)

Yeah, it's a life filled with lonely nights
Even with some company, lovin', huggin', and holdin' tight
Used to catch them back-hands, never had to scold me twice

Raised a finicky cynic, oh so cold as ice
Drinking Jamesons chasing it with an Orbras
That Guinness stout Inverness out wasted on vacant sofas

God's at the bottom of bottles, I'll drink till it's gone
Find me at your local dive singing this song
I'm like

(Outro x2)

Yeah, yeah x2
Buy us some whiskey