Welcome everyone to the big show, Jake and Jack in The Dark Carnival. Remove your hats or we'll cut off your head, show respect you's amongst the dead. Don't like bigots and richie boy $#&@s, ain't %#@! changed, (*##$ check us. (Yeah) Detroit, Southwest, murderous, die, the greatest spectacle under the sky. Five Cards came and made their mark from Moon Youganda to Paton Park. $#&@ your drum kit, xylophone, cello. I'm a wicked clown, (*##$ hello! Everybody come jump in our ride, (Wooh) fit you and your fat $$# (*##$ inside. Wagon's tips are swift as a breeze, can't nobody get with these! (Mother$#&@er)

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Violent J, Shaggy, serial killers with style, fashion of the 2000's and beyond.


Voodoo chicken and magical wand, dead bigots, (Yeah) face down in the pond! Broken neck with the flick of our wrist, all this playa hatin' gettin' me pissed! Fat chick, skinny chick, chicky chick, hoe. Swishes, Fargo's, and Kung-Fu blows! If Jake Jeckel drop any at all, no more chicks, just sizzlin' balls! I'll hypnotize you like a Vampire. Bite your neck and set your head on fire. Shoot me with silver bullets, ok. I'll pull 'em out, pawn 'em, and get paid! Here, try my licorice treats. I know dead folk that chew their feet! Carnival moons and shadow of time, and we's runnin' a little behind. ((*##$)


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Violent J, Shaggy, serial killers with style, fashion of the 2000's and beyond.

Bring it on! Insane Clown Posse, ICP. Axe murdering done, with a touch of Detroit class.


Jeckel drop ball, Shangri-La dies. (C'mon) Jeckel drop ball, Shangri-La dies. (C'mon)Jeckel drop ball, Shangri-La dies. (Oh) One for your greed, two for your lies. (C'mon)


Shagz 2 Dope, serial killer, (Uh) axe murder boy, wig cat peeler. (Rah) I can wear a filler jacket, and look fresh. (Wooh) I'm pimpin' like David Caresh... Was (Heheheh) People think I got bombs in my locker, teacher tryda open it up, I'ma sock her. Get the $#&@ back and leave me alone, (Uh) before I have to come to your home, and see you... Wind me up and I can do flips, (Wooh) and put the smack down on your lips. Billy Billaroo, Jumpsteady, Tom Dub. Step in Legz Diamond, Leg got love! (Whoop whoop) Drinkin' moon, this Carnival bar. Got folk love, people love, whatever you are. Forks sideways I'ma jugglin' man. Can't nuttin' stop the rain, (*##$.

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Violent J, Shaggy, serial killers with style, fashion of the 2000's and beyond.


Yeah. We brings it to you. Like we work for $#&@in' Federal UPS. Yeah.
Mhh. Yes? May I help you? Yeah, lemme get, uh, three soft tacos with no lettuce, a chalito and a nacho... Excuse me, sir. But, we do not have the how do you say, Chalito? A chalito, a chalito, you know what I'm sayin'? The um... It's a... No sir, I do not know. We have no "Chalito" as you say. This is Taco Land; we only have the fresh vegetables with pizza loaf. We have no "Chalitos." Man, $#&@ that I'm lookin' at the %#@! right on the menu, I want a chalito! Perhaps instead I make for you, a fresh slice of tomato on pizza, no? What the $#&@? I want a mother$#&@in' chalito, man! Yeah? $#&@ off. What!? $#&@ off. Hey, $#&@ you, mother$#&@er! No, fu-u-u-uck off!