Pumped up pecs and sticky skin
Floors unswept and walls are thin
Were you the last to know?

Were you the last to go?

Steroids in the cabinet

A trophy wife with benefits
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go?


Seat belt trumps the booster seat
Bigger than you used to be

Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go?


The baby pacified
The sailor crucified
The kissing glorified

The mother horrified
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go?


You set the trap and locked your phone
Then we became a palindrome

Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go?


A festival of paper shreds
A bed for two is not a bed
Were you the last to know?

Were you the last to go?

The baby pacified

The sailor crucified
The kissing glorified
The mother horrified

Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go?


Applaud a pessimist
You putting up a fist
Employ a nihilist

While teaching you to kiss
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go?


Based on what I found out, it's a lie
Based on what we both know, it's goodbye

Money money money money sigh

The music's stopped and I can't sing

But I can get through anything
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go?