and it's not smart to be dumb
it's not smart to be dumb bumb de dumb dumb dumb
back where i come from it's not considered smart to be dumb


[immortal technique:] okay little empw!@#^a, time for bed.
[empw!@#^a:] uncle felipe

[immortal technique:] what, what is it now?
[empw!@#^a:] i heard that you and my dad used to be in a gang. is that true?
[immortal technique:] who told you that man, your mother. it wasn't a gang we were just a group of friends.

[empw!@#^a:] did you do bad things?
[immortal technique:] no no no look we just used to draw and stuff and play karate, borrow things, throw stuff, yknow run arround at night. like goonies
[empw!@#^a:] what's a goonie?

[immortal technique:] you never heard of goonies before?

[verse 1: immortal technique]

i coulda chose another life with the feds tryna get me
little kids putting work in like at gap and disney
in the whip high as %#@! like bobby and whitney

grab your hand abd push the mother $#&@ed pedal to sixty
harlem cops frisk me to get me to make their quotas
but i told ya spanish words confuze meeeeeeeee

bar brawl in club popping and rocking georsh
shot it out leaving pullet holes the size of matzu balls
i love big chicks never $#&@ed with a slim broad

played soccer and hammerd nails into the shin guard
gambled at cee lo with dominicans locked in the tombs
we was there for robbing ^!$$%s for them spanish deblumes

remember goonie era graffiti of all sorts
now they wanna foreclose on the hood to build a golf course
i'll put your hand in a blender to make an entre

then cut your dick and glue it back on the wrong way

[hook: immortal technique]

all ma revoulutionarry soldiers better ride
my word is mathematic (*##$ numbers never lie
so even if they tell you i'm dead i'm still alive

because mother $#&@er goonies never die
whitness protection program rappers better hide
i serve revenge out the freever ^!$$%s never slide

so if they tell you i'm gone and you safe ^!$$%s lied
because mother $#&@er goonies never die


[verse 2: swave sevah]
i'm a certified goonie the type a burgla rob ya crib
and leave it smellin like sour and afgan gooey

life is a movie but yours was filmed on a greener screen
i give you pure uncut raw no deleted scenes
war with a broadsword dumping a tech nine

slit your throat give you a columbian neck tie
the best buy to get we let die let fly the next guy to try some %#@!
listen a few words just to describe my clique

we like a gang of spartans walking on the gaza strip
never say die it's time to fight and we never run
my goonies rob ^!$$%s fot jewelery we call em treasure hunts

let him front like he a tough guy with wippe? lol
i'll hit i'm slug turn him to one eye willy watery grave hide ya chips
i'll hijack ya boat load and cruise away on my pirate ship


[hook: immortal technique]
all ma revoulutionarry soldiers better ride

my word is mathematic (*##$ numbers never lie
so even if they tell you i'm dead i'm still alive
because mother $#&@er goonies never die

whitness protection program rappers better hide
i serve revenge out the freever ^!$$%s never slide
so if they tell you i'm gone and you safe ^!$$%s lied

because mother $#&@er goonies never die

[verse 3: diabolic]

before duncan penderhuse was runnin with dougie doug
my team got away with murder we ain't fit the bloody glove
those jungle breeze and we come to feed our hungry cubs

with hoes pulling out our pipes like goonies under country clubs
let these funny thugs know whoever steps in bolics spot
is getting crushed with solid rock the jester copper pot

i suggest the drama stops i'll flood blocks with mustard gas
you're up %#@!s creek in a rubber raft cut in half
cross my $#&@ing path i'll dare you i'll mangle who lit the fuse
quit to lose my marbles like mickey replacing his with jewls
watching ya'll enslave the game i'm forced to say the truth

break the chains quick and sloth reaching for baby roof?
we got ad proof and !@^%s in daisy dukes extra low
while fat (*##$es do the truffle shuffle just to get in shows
$#&@ what your record sold respect the code and recognise
the rebel tribe that my people kept alive will never die


[hook: immortal technique]
all ma revoulutionarry soldiers better ride
my word is mathematic (*##$ numbers never lie
so even if they tell you i'm dead ^!$$% i'm still alive

because mother $#&@er goonies never die
whitness protection program rappers better hide
i serve revenge out the freever ^!$$%s never slide
so if they tell you i'm gone and you safe ^!$$%s lied
because mother $#&@er goonies never die