Video clip show
Useless phone-in chat
While radio rentals

Will give a cheap deal to me

People amused by trained animal

Confuse the hell outta me
People amused by trained animal
Confuse the hell outta me


You get 38 channels
But you still watch the BBC

And vain chat show guests
Say plug me plug me plug me


People amused by trained animal
Confuse the hell outta me
People amused by trained animal

Confuse the hell outta me

People amused by trained animal

Confuse the hell outta me
People amused by trained animal
Confuse the hell outta me


Video clip show
Useless phoney crap

Vain guests
Say plug me plug me plug me plug me


People amused by trained animal
Confuse the hell outta me
People amused by trained animal

Confuse the hell outta me