The other day I was walking down 14th Street
It was a beautiful summer day
The sun was shining

And I found myself surrounded by latin american and dark women

And as I looked at their ankles,

Their knees and their thights,
And the curve of their bodies,
Their mysterious eyes

I couldn't help but thinkinng about their !@#(
And I asked myself


Can your #~!!@ talk
Can your #~!!@ talk
Can your #~!!@ smile

Can your #~!!@ frown
Can your #~!!@ prance
Can your #~!!@ dance

Can your #~!!@ walk
Can your #~!!@ talk
#~!!@, #~!!@ walk


Now you know from time to time
My musical group and I have occasion to visit

The high schools, jr. high schools and
Other centers ol learning in this wonderful land of
The united States of America

And when I do, frorn time to time
I run into the young girls that attend these places
And I see them smiling at me with their young girl clothes

And while i smile back, I never say anything
But inside I'm thinkin
Can your #~!!@ walk

Can your #~!!@ talk
Can your #~!!@ smile
Can your #~!!@ frown

Can your #~!!@ love
Can your #~!!@ shove
Can your #~!!@ dance

Can your #~!!@ prance
#~!!@, #~!!@ walk


And then of course
Now all you men can relate to this
How sometimes you're suposed to go out of the house

And get something done
Like you're suposed to go to the store
And just go get a bottle of milk

Or just go to your job
And do it good and cone back home
But on the way, my God

There's a girl, and there's another girl, and there's another girl
And pretty soon you're surrounded
And your eyes are going one way

And your head is going another way
Ano your nose is going up
And your nose is going down

And you're thinking about that #~!!@
And it's become a real distraction
And you've gotta ask yourself

Can your #~!!@ walk
Can your #~!!@ talk
Can your #~!!@ smile

Can your #~!!@ frown
Can your #~!!@ dance
Can your #~!!@ prance

Can your #~!!@ love
Can your #~!!@ shove
All right

#~!!@...#~!!@ walk
Now walk it now
#~!!@ #~!!@ #~!!@ #~!!@ #~!!@ #~!!@ walk

#~!!@ #~!!@ #~!!@ #~!!@ #~!!@ #~!!@ walk
#~!!@ #~!!@ #~!!@ #~!!@ #~!!@ #~!!@ walk