I want to $#&@ her on the floor
Among my books of ancient lore
So I will make a full report

I got a !#@$ Girlfriend

It's not the four-inch heels she wears

It's not her baby-fine blond hair
It's more the desert in her stare
I've got a !#@$ Girlfriend


She's not the colt
That she once was

She's elegant
But youth is lost
Still she has ways to make me talk

I love you !#@$ Girl

Her French is perfect

So's her butt
She wears two crosses
Tangled up

She's independent
She's not dumb
Tough little !#@$ Girl


So now I've $#&@ed her on the floor
Among my books of ancient lore

And I have made a full report
About a !#@$ Girl