[Verse 1:]
{Violent J:}
I walked into the church dressed up as an alter boy

I seen the preacher he said, "Little boy I'm a teacher"
Put his hand up on my shoulder, felt the claw of the beast
I never thought it'd be so $#&@in easy murderin a priest

We went into the confession booth, he took off his clothes
And cut some yay right on his bible top and ooted his nose
I jammed a butchers knife twelve inches into his gut

He looked me right into my eyes while I was yankin it up
Preacher killas!


[Hook:]
Crooked preacher killas (Stop it!)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody 'em up!)

Crooked preacher killas (Stop it!)
Crooked preacher killas


[Verse 2:]
{Shaggy 2 Dope:}
I walked into the sermon strapped with an iron crowbar

I beat a nun into a bloody stew in the trunk of my car
How the $#&@ she got fake !@%$ and a #~!!@ ring? BULL!#@(!
She sucked the preacher's dick in the pulpit

I know the goin's on, I've witnessed it while pushin my mop
And blood gushin don't stop when my hatchet go chop
I ain't no $#&@in holy rolla, I'm outta controlla

Face painted $#&@in preacher killas gone off they yola!

[Hook:]

Crooked preacher killas (Cola!)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody 'em up!)
Crooked preacher killas (Stop it!)

Crooked preacher killas

[Verse 3:]

{Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope:}
We shootin for the preacher, !#@*! I missed and hit the reverend
But it doesn't matter though, they say he's goin to heaven

And then I shot for the preacher, I blew his ear off!
We in the balcony bustin, gone off PCP and Smirnoff
Shot again, I missed and hit somebody in the choir

They fell back into the candle rack and caught the place on fire
I shot again, I finally caught the preacher in his dome
Then we put our barells to each other's heads and took it home!


[Hook:]
Crooked preacher killas (Stop it!)

Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody 'em up!)
Crooked preacher killas (Stop it!)
Crooked preacher killas (Leave the $#&@in kids alone!)


Crooked preacher killas (!@^#gots!)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody 'em up!)

Crooked preacher killas (Stop it!)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody 'em up!)


[Outro:]
Hell is a real place...