Ahhh, make way for the lunatic
I wanna stop, I drive by the camp quick
I want necks 2 or 3 maybe more

To squeeze again, and again, and squeeze some more
I came up, walkin down Boulavard
Then this girl, she makes my !@*% hard

I don't know, what about my mental state
They might find a (*##$ dead, theres nothin else that I hate less
Hey man jump in, toots, hungary? Well I got some, nuts

Oh %#@!, she's runnin on my wang
Then somethin goes, snap, bang
Eh (*##$, ha ha, die

Her neck long, skinny like a french frie
So I twist, turn, tangle then I strangle
Cuz I'm the Southwest Strangla


I want necks, long, tall, skinny
Any ol' necks at all, if any Jenny, Linny, Sidney, Sue

I want, necks, so I go to the zoo
I choke a Pelican, I did it right
I choke an Ostrich, long $$# neck

But I'd rather be killen at the prom
I pick up my date, I get to meet her mom
Hello Miss I hurry home quick

All I wanna do is choke her neck a bit
Worry not, I bring the corpse back
I just wanna hear a neck bone snap

Why me? Hey I'm sweatin Comosion, dillusion, confusion, psycho
All I wanna do is kiss you good-bye
Before I mangle ya

Cuz I'm the Southwest Strangla

I got the southside scared, cuz I'm weird

I was a freak in the 2nd grade I had a beard
I sit alone in the back of the art class
And draw necks with a big red dash

I never thought I'd be a lunatic
A descrase, a droped out mental case
I quit school, but I never left the hall

I grab kids and drag 'em in between a wall
Hear 'em scream, echo through the gym class
You hear me chokin (*##$es up in the wind shaft

They call me, The Ghost of the Bad Lands
But I'm really just a killa, with big hands
Allow me to squeeze your neck dear

Until your brains pop dead out your $#&@en ear
Burry them in my back yard With a twisted spine broken bones


...Cuz I'm the Strangla