[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second

Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks

With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

[Shaggy 2 Dope]

What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave

In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a $#&@ less
What a (*##$ thinks

He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that


[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish

And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk (*##$
Next thing, he's pickin fights

With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
$#&@!


[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?

A $#&@ing lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window

Oh!

[Chorus (2x)]

What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is

Well, $#&@, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know

But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo


Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)

$#&@in everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the $#&@ up

Get the $#&@ the out of here

[Violent J]

What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like

Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and %#@! out connect four


[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a jug..?
What the $#&@? Connect four?

Man that %#@! is whack

[Violent J]

Don't worry about my %#@!
Just rap mother$#&@er


What is a juggalo?
He ain't a (*##$boy
He'll walk through the hills

And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper

And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney

He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
Cuz your a stupid $$# dump $#&@in idiot


[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job

He's not a dump puts
He works for himself scratching his nuts

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?

A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs mother$#&@ers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table


[Chorus (1x)]

I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the $#&@ up
Get the $#&@ the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand


[Chorus (2x)]

Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland? (we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos) [3x]

$#&@in everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a juggalo?