"Yeah, you give sax lessons. Why not to spend the night?
I am only to spend the night? I play music of the night.
No, no, I'm not awake in the day.

Read my lips, eww scary. Aww, man, why you guys in the !@#$,
Yellow Pages then, the $#&@in, the !@#$, what's it, no,
it's the Weekly. In paranthasees, 'No gig...eww, scary'.

And that's just what I am. Scary."

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane

Nah, (*##$, Super Balls, is the name
And I come from a far away planet
Southwest Del Ray, !@#$ it!

And it's the land of the smog-filled maniacs
Super Balls, and concrete nutsacs
You know that fat lady !@$# that always bothers you

I'm here to $#&@ her, yo, that's what I do
So tell me where the hoes is at
The fat loopy (*##$es with the lumpy backs

Super Balls ain't scared of a $#&@in' thing
Hold your belly up and I'll stick you with my Super Wang
So, who's next, the (*##$ with the rubber eye

It won't shut, and now she can't find a guy
It scared everybody off, so I guess my duty calls
!#$*!!!!!!!!!! Call me Super Balls


Ain't no (*##$ to fat
Ain't no (*##$ to whack

Ain't no (*##$ to ugly
For Super Balls, woowoo! [x2]


I met a girl looked a lot like a turkey
So I $#&@ed her and her neden went bublabublabubla
Cuz I could give a mother$#&@ about looks

I just jock up another one for the books
I know this (*##$ fat round like a beachball
You can roll her up, and bounce her off the wall

We played ball, shoot hoops, she can hold steady
Then I stick my dick down in the fat patty
Just cuz no one calls your home

Don't mean that you're all alone
Just call Super Balls to the rescue
Now here's what I'm a do

I might stick my big toe in your butthole
And then tickle your neden with my other toes
Ugly (*##$es in need, I crash through their walls

Big daddy J Violent Super Balls

Ain't no (*##$ to fat (yeah, mother$#&@er)

Ain't no (*##$ to whack (better ask somebody)
Ain't no (*##$ to ugly
For Super Balls, woowoo! [x2]


"It's a bright mid-summer day in Metropolis, and there's not much
news fit to televise at Galaxy Communications. Where, in his

office, Clark Kent is monitoring the twelve o'clock news."
"Uh uh, it goes thump thump thumpin against your !@$%"
"Harder, harder!"

"Lois Lane, ace reporter for Galaxy Communications, opens Clark's
door and looks in."
"When the hell do I get something out of this?"


It's down, it's down with the clown
$#&@ fat (*##$es and charge by the pound

I gets paid and I bought a new Lexus
Cuz I $#&@ed a (*##$ bigger than Texas (yeeehaw!!)
Super Balls don't care where his nuts at

One night, I found em in your mom's butt crack
You was playin Nintendo upstairs
I had my dick stickin in your mom's butt hairs

Granny walked in, puffing on a jay
"Pfft, my #~!!@'s turning grey"
She asked if I would mind dipping in the sugar walls

I said it ain't no thing for Super Balls
Super Balls is in the mother$#&@ing house!!!


Ain't no (*##$ to fat
Ain't no (*##$ to whack
Ain't no (*##$ to ugly
For Super Balls, woowoo! [x6]