Occasionally, the overwhelming temptation to reach the pinnacle of the pop music genre
will reduce the most deplorable examples of the underground music scene to change their
so called artistic endeavours in an vain attempt to appeal to the public at large.

Behold the metamorphosis

$#&@ platinum, platinum just aint good enough

we need more money, more house and cars and stuff
I'm sick of juggalos, I want them other hoes
I want them %#@!ty hoes, you get wit radio and video

we'll do whatever it takes to get some airplay
we'll make that bounce %#@!, triple our sales and pay
come on shaggy follow my lead

its time to change our %#@! up to get what we need

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The pathetic attempts never cease.
The moronic music onslaught continues to insult the intelligence of the savvy consumer
How much more can an audience be asked to endure?


didn't work, ah $#&@, what happened
they always told us we sucked at rappin'

well I don't know how to play a guitar
ill play the skin flute be a radio star
I'm sick of keepin it real, and underground

I want the sellout 10million fans radio flavor style
even though we'll be played next summer
show me a radio dick and ill show you a hummer


Joey fell in love with a college girl
she had a back pack and a pony tail

she said her name was lisa but I do not know
she drank cisco lemmonade and cherry jello
I can put my buddy holly glasses on

I can even sing one of his !@$)got songs
I can wear checkered pants and never smile
whatevers cool for your radio style

joey fell in love with a college ......

The boorish bumbling baboons have been baffled in their journey to the music business

Each sonnet is more ridiculous than the last.
Their strides toward musical success are little more than a stumble into complete failure.


that was bull%#@!, what the $#&@
you think of something
I'm sittin here trying to write hits

your doing nothing
you wrote the punk %#@! but that didn't work
it flopped on its $$#, at least I tried though

all right, aint no need to be fighting with each other
we need to start talkin about relationships and lovers
can you sing, no, neither can I

to be radio stars we at least gotta try

Girl, I'm gonna let you know on the radio

I want to lick you from head to toe
girl, your perfume, its smellin so sweet
I wanna make love between the sheets

girl, play my song, ??
I'm a radio man, and I know
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give me one more chance
and ill make you dance
Chorus 5x girl, we'll make radio songs for radio fans we can't go wrong

girl, so you $#&@ed my boy, I don't give a $#&@

After years of endless attempts ICP received almost no radio play.

Finally, the 2 dimwitted idiots decided to stay with the wicked %#@! for life.