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ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) lyrics : "Mad Professor"

[Dialogue between Violent J and Couch Guy]

[Violent J]

I was never popular, this I'll admit, $#&@ school never liked me, Goo!
All the kids would always beat me, until I'm half-dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead

But that %#@! never bothered me, Mama and Mother
They had a lot of property
They had a science lab in the ba!@&(t

And that's where my free ti...well, my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It clucked three times: CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK!

And then it was dead
I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck
gobblegobblegobble, it was the %#@! (yeah)

But I'm still lonely, I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made a zombie
I could've made a girlie friend

But $#&@ that, I got my girlie right here...yeah!

[Chorus]

You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor

We will rule eternity

[Dialogue between Violent J and a (*##$]


[Violent J]
I used so many body parts it was crazy

I killed a whole bunch of mother $#&@ers , like what, eighty?
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come on

I hear the other children playing outside
"Keep it down you little (*##$es, I'll skin your $#&@ing hides!"
?Stressful?, this part is wack

Some how I gots to attach this nut sack
%#@!! $#&@! I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter I'm like ?Quasar and Ziphalo?

Or better yet look out the $#&@ing window
I see a storms coming, almost time to roll
Screw the head on, come on, come on

It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone
Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert
$#&@! %#@!! Didn't work


[Chorus]


[Dialogue between Violent J and a wrecker serviceman]

It wasn't always easy (Hell no!) let me tell ya

But $#&@ that, cause I ain't no failure
I put the %#@! with the veins and this with that
Wait a minute...(brrrt) did you hear that?

It's alive! I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that Rock & Rye pour it in a cup
Give it to his $$# wait, hold up, pause

I ain't cleaning his draws man, $#&@ that
Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time
Paint his ugly face up almost like mine

I see him twitching, I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this %#@!

And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work? You make the call
Shaggy? (What up, y'all!)


[Chorus 3X]

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