It was like March or April, $#&@in' Libra...$#&@in', um, %#@!...

[1st Verse-Violent J]

Taurus, born in 1775
I'm like 300 and something, but I'm still alive
I used to hang with the original Billy The Kid

You prob'ly think I'm only playing but, I did
My daddies were a two headed freak show
Momma, a fortune teller, Esmarelda Zella

Anyway they had sex on a ouiji board
and I was born the next day...Violent J
When I was 14, I tripped on the train track

And I was crushed right there on the steel rack
I'm out cold, they thought it had $#&@ed me up
I got up and itched my butt, I'm like, "what?"

Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy
Child of the witch heffer...whatever
Tied me up, burned me and threw stones

Had a few scrapes and cuts, smokey nuts
After that they started bowing and %#@!
Praying at me, you know how them primitives get

I said, "Get off my dick, I ain't a savior,
I'm what you call a juggalo and all I want is my flavor
Four simple things in this (*##$, before I die...


[Shaggy2Dope]
I WANT A RUSTY AXE

I WANNA KNOW VOODOO
A FAT !#$* NAMED BRIDGETT
And a little sip of Faygo, too

'TILL I GET MY !#@(, IN THIS MOTHER!#@*ER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!

[2nd Verse - Violent J]

So anyway...
50 years pass, all my homies are old $$# $#&@s
I ain't even got hair on my nuts

I left the village in search of my ends
I wrestled alligators, battled terminators
Nothing ever killed me, nothing could harm me

I fought in the Civil War, Yankees army
I walked across enemy lines with a mack-10
[Shaggy2Dope]

Man, they didn't even have that %#@! back then
[Violent J]
How you just gonna come in my %#@! and $#&@ it up?

[Shaggy2Dope]
Well at least make this %#@! sound real, man, damn!
[Violent J]

I walked across enemy lines with a...lantern
Steady taking cannon balls, to the balls
The war ended, I traveled the country horseback

Until this fool tried to horsejack
He put his gat to my head and blew my face up
(powww) It didn't even smear the make-up

I took his gun and put a tivet in his neck
Sheriff didn't like it...I got indicted
87 long years in the state pen

Until they finally forgot why they put me in
They had to let me go they can't hold me on nothing
On the way out they're like, "Yo, ain't you like 100 and something?"

I said, "That's right, and I ain't gonna die,
'TILL I GET MY !#@(, MOTHER!#@*ER!"


[Shaggy2Dope]
I WANT A RUSTY AXE
I WANNA KNOW VOODOO

A FAT !#$* NAMED BRIDGETT
And just a little sip or two...
'TILL I GET MY !#@(, IN THIS MOTHER!#@*ER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!


[3rd Verse - Violent J]
I slept under bridges, lived in the valleys

Climbed the mountains, searched the alleys
More years passed, and I still ain't died
Now I'm in Detroit on the Southwest Side

My homie has an Impala, blue '67
Last night we hit the road pushing 111
I stuck my head out the window, told him floor up the most
And let my nugget ping off a light post
Ha ha ha! Hell yeah 'cuz

Hurts a little bit, but then you get a straight buzz
The world hates me 'cuz of %#@! like this
They always try to kill me but MIIIIIISSSS
I know it's odd that my face is forever painted
When I was born, the (*##$-ass doctor fainted

My toungue's a little long, I choke people with it
Looks kinda nasty...but chicks dig it
And I told ya my neck can stretch for miles
I look like something from 'The X-Files'
People wanna see me die more than a little bit

But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my !#@(!
AND I AIN'T GONNA DIE, TILL I GET IT!

[Shaggy2Dope]
I WANT A RUSTY AXE

I WANNA KNOW VOODOO
A FAT !#$* NAMED BRIDGETT
I said Faygo. !#@* Mountain Dew.
'TILL I GET MY !#@(, IN THIS MOTHER!#@*ER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!
DIIIIEEE!
DIIIIEEE!