(*##$, i'm here to tell you i lied
When i seen that thick-ass it was over
Nothin else mattered, i ain't even care

I pulled the rubber off when i stuck it up in there too

(*##$, i lied to you, this ain't my home

Kicked in the back door and now we're alone
I stole the car that i picked you up in
Plus me and your girl have been $#&@in


(*##$, i lied, everything i said to you
All steps to land in bed with you

My watch is fake, this ain't my coat
And i sent you letters that my brother wrote for me


(*##$, i lied, everytime i left town
I really stayed right here at home
Dickin hoes down, every penny that you helped my mom

With went straight to the asian spa, (*##$

[chorus:]

Hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
Look how you turned out to be
You're no prize, no prize

Hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
Look how you turned out to be
You're no prize, girl, no prize


(*##$, i lied, i didn't buy you that
I stole you that, and then i stole it back

It ain't no mr. right without a mr. wrong
First, and you $#&@ed up and met mr. worst


I $#&@ed a hooker and left skeet on your backseat
And kept on and never missed a beat
And (*##$, i lied, my name ain't lance

I lied my way in and outta your pants

I never played football for Michigan State

I lied to your neden and it bit the bait
I never won a medal for winnin a back stroke race
But (*##$, i lied to your face


I'm the mother$#&@er that stole your momma's purse
And watched you and your daddy blame it on her

I lied everyday of our lives to your ear holes
(you look really good when you wear those)


[chorus:]
Hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
Look how you turned out to be

You're no prize, no prize
Hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
Look how you turned out to be

You're no prize, girl, no prize

(*##$, i lied, about so much %#@!

Half the %#@!, i forget
I tell you new lies to cover the old
I throw hot new %#@! on top of the cold


Flip the script up and talk you blind
Backwards, re-enactment, rewind

Tangle the topic, have you blamin you
For the $#&@ed up %#@! i do


I told you i owned a Mcdonald's in Thailand
(and you bought that %#@!, damn)
I told you that Al Pacino was my man

(and you bought that %#@!, damn)
I told you a whole lotta %#@! cuz i can
(and you bought that %#@!, damn)

You're no brize, (*##$, no prize

[chorus:]

Hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
Look how you turned out to be
You're no prize, no prize
Hey look, i lied and i'm happy for it
Look how you turned out to be

You're no prize, girl, no prize