Upon intial contact with Ice-T's music,
I had envisioned him to be an ill-
Mannered and psychologically

Unstable man with an extremely
Uneducated and barbaric
Frame of mind, whose raps displayed

Nothing but ridiculous jaargon,
Shocking sexual audacity and
Repulsive images of the ghetto.

However, after further !@#^ysis of
His music I can deduce
That he is the epitome of

Antidisestblishmentarianism who
Embodies the entire spectrum of the
Urban experience and struggle.

But to make things more plain and
Simple to the lymn, I find Ice-T to be
The dopest, flyist, O.G. pimp hustler

Gangster plyer hardcore
Mother$#&@er living today.


To be honest I'm totally and
Irrevocably on his dick