[Verse 1]
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd

No barking from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out

Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
Hooked it up for later as I hit the door
Thinking will I live another 24

I gotta go cause I got me a drop-top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the $$# drop
Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror and not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim, and she can $#&@ all night

Called up the homies and I'm asking y'all
"Which park are y'all playing basketball?"
Get me on the court and I'm trouble

Last week $#&@ed around and got a triple double
Freaking ^!$$%s every way like MJ
I can't believe today was a good day


[Verse 2]
Drove to the pad and hit the showers

Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me

No flexing, didn't even look in a ^!$$%'s direction
As I ran the intersection
Went to Short Dog's house, they was watching "Yo! MTV Raps"

What's the haps on the craps?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of ^!$$%s and watch me break 'em

With the 7, 7-11, 7-11
7 even back door Lil Joe
I picked up the cash flow

Then we played bones, and I'm yelling domino
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central LA
Today was a good day


[Verse 3]
Left my ^!$$%'s house paid

Picked up a girl been tryna $#&@ since the 12th grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics

I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy and killed the punani
And my dick runs deep, so deep

So deep put her $$# to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate to call Ice Cube the top gun

Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting
Took another sip of the potion, hit the 3-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out

Dropped her $$# off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams

No helicopter looking for a murder
2 in the morning, got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp

And it read "Ice Cube's a Pimp"
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager still blowing up

Today I didn't even have to use my AK
I got to say it was a good day