[Intro]
['Big Worm' talking]
Yeah that's cool

Er, everything closed so we just
We might as well just go straight to the hotel
And just get some rest

Let me slide this dick up on in ya

[Verse 1]

[Ice Cube]
If I was $#&@ing you right about now
You'd have a dick stuck in you (yeah)

Have to go brag to your $#&@ing crew
On how this rap ^!$$% dick you down
Kendo passed them guts and didn't have to kick you down

Who this (*##$ ^!$$% wit' you now?
Do we know about your X-files?
And your sex styles?

And all the ^!$$%z that you think about $#&@ing
And all the %#@! you know you really wanna do when we buzz it (hahaha)
[K-Mac]

If I was $#&@ing you, %#@!, it'd be like drama (yeah)
And you might get tripped on by my baby mama (hey mac)
So do what I tell you and everything'll be alright

You're cute as $#&@, plus that $$# is tight (hype)
Get the $#&@ on 'fore these ^!$$%z start to fight
I can see it in your eyes, you wanna $#&@ tonight

Give Herden everything, she got a fool in love (fool)
Gave it up to me and gangsta after the club
[Mr Short Khop]

If I was $#&@ing you, I'd be pakin the piss
The ^^&$#* weight dick gettin' laid is for chips
(*##$ I'm tryina' make grits

Him in with the trojan pack 'o six
Hin the gin and juice the mix
No time to pause, gots to drop draws

Prep through a half spankin', breakin' down walls
With tactics, ^!$$% used two proper lactics (double-up)
Hit the twat chopper style

Bang it up back [echo]

[Chorus]

If I was $#&@ing you [echo]
[overlapping] ooh, oo, yeah, a, ahh, uhh, uh, come on


[Verse 2]
[Ice Cube]
If I was $#&@ing you, you'd be like $#&@ everybody

Kill, this #~!!@ yours
Washin' dishes, rubbin' floors
Doin' chores for a ^!$$%

Open doors for a ^!$$%
Ridin' shotgun, holdin' forty-fours for a ^!$$%
At the motelly, got you on your belly

In come morcelli
^!$$%z calling K-Mac, (*##$es calling Kelly
Do it like Arthur Fonzarelli, hit the lights

So we can try to reform these potential dites
[K-Mac]
If I was $#&@ing you, you'd be spendin' all your dough (yeah)

Buying ^!$$% %#@!, that you don't even know (mm)
Credit card maxed out
Bank account tapped out

Writin' bad cheques (hahaha)
When I call you break your neck
You do whatever please me, runnin' burs while I take it easy

Will as you do whatever, live your life just to please me
These buster-ass ^!$$%z make the %#@! so easy
(He was $#&@ing me?) for sheazly

[Mr Short Khop]
If I was $#&@ing you, I'd let the homies $#&@ too
Run up in the guts bust nuts and we're through

Hey you feenin'
cooch screamin', heatin' cleanin'
Tag-teamin', suckin' !@&( [echo]

Keep it low, put it in your grill cos you love me
With video footage of you giving ^!$$% scully (got you)
Hold it till you've chocked off the (*##$ed and got got
And roll one to smoke, grab my %#@! and shake my spot


[Chorus]

[Intro]
['Big Worm' talking]
Nineteen inches of complicated funk. hahahaha

Ango urgin', probably be vomiting dick for a week though
Suckin' on !@&(, hahahahahahah...

Hmmm... be careful what you wish for, you just might get it