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I Set My Friends On Fire : Sex Ed Rocks lyrics

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I Set My Friends On Fire lyrics : "Sex Ed Rocks"

There comes a time in every mans life
when he grows hair where it used to be bare


I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don't have a ##&*%$, that would be crappy
Because periods suck (and commas rule!)

This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!

Chorus:

When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That !@$# might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read

Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed


And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry

They have the ability to pee in your eye
(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)


And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it

Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball

Wait a second this is not about sports
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts


Chorus:
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That !@$# might have an infection, are you paying close attention?

In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed


Your body is growing
You will get hairy

Your puny voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink

You'll get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day

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