Hi, my name is Jimmy,
And for what some might not seem like many,
Years but to me feels too long for telling,

I've been alone since I lost my last love Jenny.
And right now, there couldn't be a sadder-time,
I'm in love again, her name is Caroline.

I messaged her and asked if she'd be my Valentine,
But I think her sights are set on that boy Allan-Fiennes,
It's almost been a year-today,

I added you on Facebook but to my sheer-dismay,
You didn't want to talk at first, and you steered-away,
But you where in my heart already. Now you're here-to-stay.

And when our conversations played-a-little,
You said that I was cute, and I made-you-giggle,
When I said your new pics where so hot they gave-a-sizzle,

From then I thought our friendship was made-official,
So nearly every night-I'd-stay,
Awake to see if maybe you would come online-to-say,

"What you been up to? You do anything nice-today?",
And every status that you wrote I always liked-away,
Same with all the photos that you posted-too,

I saved them on my phone so I could be close-to-you,
Sometimes, I stood by your house to get a closer-view,
Now I don't know what I'm supposed-to-do,

See we started talking oftenly,
But since I sent you that message you've been off-with-me,
You never replied, not yes, not even possibly,

I know that boy Allan's what it's got-to-be,
He's always writing on your wall and I simply-hate-it,
If there's a medal for biggest suck up I think-he-aces!

Always inviting you to drinking-places,
Calling you 'Gawjus' with those hearts and winky-faces,
My love is growing at a fast-rate,

And to loose you now would be something I can't-take,
I've already had enough heartache,
That's why I'm gonna make things right, for our-sake,

He's just a bug that needs a bit of pesticide,
She'll be mine once this Allan boy steps-aside!
I found his address on that map the net-provides,

So by tonight, this Allan problem will be rectified.