I got two $#&@in quarters and I'll play all day
If I got a $#&@in' dollar then I'm a-o-kay
8-o-8 Reccin' on a blank ol' tape - Don't hate

Legendary like cole train
No game, havin' ask kats is so lame
No code, I crack the game like cocaine

I $#&@ the law back in the day like soul train
DNC Surf, Cubert, with Super Mario
Yes, NES, after my Atari broke

People say I'm obsessed, yep.
I got rat-tail. I don't say I'm the best but %#@! I rap well
All I need is a boom box and Maxwell

Blank tape (Uh) Slay my nemesis
Bang bang and vacate the premises
By the 8th grade the game changed my etiquette

Let 'em get loose, the booth is where my weapon is
Excellent, like Billy and Ted
When it comes to NES yeah I'm Willy the best

And if you wanna get crazy I'm willing to bet
$#&@ you, pay me a million debt
I don't wanna talk about, send me a text, uh

S-s-send me a text, uh