Whatever happened to you,
When you were rockin' man you were so cool,
You really had it all,

Whatever happened to you,
All you do is play someone else's tunes,
You use to be the life and soul,

Now everyone knows you lost your rock'n'roll.

My Daddy told me that you were the cream,

You were the burger with extra cheese,
You were the hot sauce on our sausage,
Now all you got is lumpy porridge.


You weren't afraid to break the rules,
You were the junk and you had the balls,

You were the one we wanted to be,
Now your face is on a %#@!ty Christmas CD.