Late at night I walk through town
I spy every one I meet
I want to follow them all home

But I just follow my feet
Into the book store
I see lined up

"Virgins Die ^^&$#*"
Sitting next to the Hite report
Sitting next to love story


And I ask what does sex mean to me
And what does sex mean to society


I put my finger to my tongue
And I taste ##&*%$

I licked Betty Ford's boots (it's true)
She wore 'em all over China
People say that Chinese people don't

Ball as much as we do
'Cause their cultural revolution has shown
There are more important

Things to see to

So I ask what does sex mean to me

And what does sex mean to society
What does sex mean to me
What does sex mean to me

What does sex mean to me

I see another baby born

One more mouth to feed
Sometimes I can't comprehend
This urge to breed

Travel through a crowded land
Where people love each other as they love the state
They love their work

Their work is love
Love's no excuse to procreate
Their party slogan reads

And I quote
Making love is a mental disease
It wastes time and

Depletes our energies

So I ask what does sex mean to me

And what does sex mean to society
What does sex mean to me
What does sex mean to me

What does sex mean to me
What does sex mean to me


I see couples walking hand in hand
What does sex mean to them
Worried women switch

From pills to diaphragms
What does sex mean to them
My parents wonder how

They made me what I am
What does sex mean to them
What does sex mean to me

What does sex mean to me
What does sex mean to me


Now I wonder what you think about
When you're lying there in bed
Someday I think I'll find you out

Push my finger through your forehead
It's just a kind of acupuncture
Wisdom from the east

When my finger presses your third eye
Your secret life is released


What does sex mean to me
What does sex mean to me
What does sex mean to me

What does sex mean to me