Born in a trunk with my good shoes on
Well you know I could smell a deal
Wastin' away, now I'm treatin' each day

You know this could be your last
Roy and Tim and Rex and John,
You know they're ready to take a ride

You don't know what you ain't got
You know you just run and hide
Two-Liter Man

Born as a skunk with my good fur on
Well you know I could cop a feel
Wastin' away, just erasin' each day

You know you just broke that chance
You don't know what you ain't got
You know you're ready to give it away

You don't see, no, you aren't free
You know you just (?)
Two-Liter Man

Two-Liter Man
Born in a trunk with my good shoes on
Well you know I could smell a deal

Wastin' away, now I'm chasin' each day
You know this could be your last
Tom and Roy and John and Rex

You know they're ready to make a deal
I don't know what I ain't got
You know I'm ready to break the seal

Two-Liter Man
Two-Liter Man
Two-Liter Man