There's a gentleman who's not so gentle cuz he's too generous with his chit and
his chat
So lately we've been discussing a way to rid this disgusting example of ample

gossip and gab

All we hear is La La La...


He's a gentleman who plays a caricature of a character he wishes he was
So lately we've been ignoring all his stories as we smile and nod

and let him simply do what he does
So watch out


And everybody's got the same story:
We never wanted him here
He showed up anyway

He never would leave us alone
We never wanted him here
He showed up anyway

But maybe that's ok

Soon this gentleman was barking louder when his biting harder didn't earn him

respect
But lately we've been too proud to admit that we all might miss him just a bit
now that he's packed up and left

What did we do?

And everybody's got the same story:

We never wanted him here
He showed up anyway
He never would leave us alone

We never wanted him here
He showed up anyway
But maybe that's ok


We never wanted him here
He showed up anyway

He never would leave us alone
We never wanted him here
And now he's gone for good

But maybe we've made a mistake