When I was a boy, tender and mild
I had an (???) a powerful smile
Worked like a savage beneath the Christmas tree

Hunting my prey
Presents meant for me
Presents meant for me


(???)
You hear me and my crying

Searching all the stockings for a special surprise
(???)
Can you hear my desire

(???) and the monster made of fire
Begging for the (???) never came
(???)

You work and work, you work so much it brings me to tears
Taking presents from (???) to help you see clear


One, two, three, four
Five golden rings
Four pulsing boners

Three wet ##&*%$s
Two jiggling !@(&
And a partridge in a butthole


...Presents, chocolate


The gifts he gave weren't on any lists
But still they filled me full of glee
Then he took off in a flash

In his leather vest on a sixty ??? Harley

I've waited my whole life to say

"Thank you, Santa"
I've waited my whole life to say
"Thank you, Santa"

I've waited my whole life to say
"Thank you, Santa"
I've waited my whole life to say

"Thank you, Santa Claus"